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1 year ago
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hey blonk

i beat blonk in 1s before i hit plat

2 reasons 1: i never play ranked, only free play, my mechanics are slightly above average 2: i touch balls more (i play soccer, volleyball, and the occasional basketball)

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-Goose-

1 year ago
"i touch balls more"
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kian-RL

Grand Champion I · Division I
1 year ago
I like to touch balls as well
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tiderll

Diamond I · Division I
S17 Tournament Winner
1 year ago
Touching balls is fun
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-Goose-

This Is Rocket League
1 year ago
@Keyyz- I enjoy the occasional fondle
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ryze_zhxgeo

Platinum II · Division III
Rocket Passer
1 year ago
@-Goose- i play with them in the rain to get them clean again
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Kriliq

Diamond III · Division II
Twilight Trainer
1 year ago
@zhogeo so you like to play with them when they are wet?
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Icysun

1 year ago
@-Goose- i like to touch them when its cold outside, makes my hands so warm.
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LND_reliic

Diamond I · Division I
S18 Tournament Winner
1 year ago
@WRLD_osoicy I like to tickle them when I feel down
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LND_pink_pnda

Diamond II · Division I
Veteran
1 year ago
@LND_reliic y’all are weird😳
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LND_reliic

Diamond I · Division I
S18 Tournament Winner
1 year ago
@pink_pnda I can smell the testosterone through my phone
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ryze_zhxgeo

Platinum II · Division III
Rocket Passer
1 year ago
@LND_reliic mmmmm testosterone
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LND_reliic

Diamond I · Division I
S18 Tournament Winner
1 year ago
@zhogeo 💀
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RYZE_Isaiahboi08

Diamond I · Division I
Kickoff Merchant
1 year ago
@zhogeo u guys need to get a girl or smth
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ryze_zhxgeo

Platinum II · Division III
Rocket Passer
1 year ago
@Isaiahboi08 i had one but i’m too busy so we decided to be friends lmao (in the market for a new one (i’m in high demand 😛))
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Icysun

1 year ago
reading this made my IQ drop
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ryze_zhxgeo

Platinum II · Division III
OP
Rocket Passer
1 year ago
i’m glad i achieved my goal
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snaqxs1

Platinum II · Division I
1 year ago
soccer is buns :D jkjk i respect it, js not my thing
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LVI_wrld

Diamond I · Division II
Legend
1 year ago
Who's blonk?
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Jonaxy

Diamond I · Division I
Design Legend
1 year ago
blonk
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ryze_zhxgeo

Platinum II · Division III
OP
Rocket Passer
1 year ago
his name right now is @VTX_blink
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ryze_zhxgeo

Platinum II · Division III
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Rocket Passer
1 year ago
hey blonk if you read this this is a half-joke lmao (i did beat u but i’m just sh¡tposting lol)
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Blink

Champion II · Division I
1 year ago
We played each other in comp?
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Jonaxy

Diamond I · Division I
Design Legend
1 year ago
@VTX_blink he blonked on you
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ryze_zhxgeo

Platinum II · Division III
OP
Rocket Passer
1 year ago
@VTX_blink we played a private match serious 1v1 and i won lol
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Blink

Champion II · Division I
1 year ago
@zhogeo 🤔
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Blink

Champion II · Division I
1 year ago
@zhogeo I don’t recall. Run it back 😛
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ryze_zhxgeo

Platinum II · Division III
OP
Rocket Passer
1 year ago
@VTX_blink ok
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couldbetom

Grand Champion I · Division III
S18 Grand Champion
1 year ago
what did i just read
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ryze_zhxgeo

Platinum II · Division III
OP
Rocket Passer
1 year ago
idk how it got approved
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