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ryze_zhxgeo

8 months ago

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hey blonk

i beat blonk in 1s before i hit plat

2 reasons 1: i never play ranked, only free play, my mechanics are slightly above average 2: i touch balls more (i play soccer, volleyball, and the occasional basketball)

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ryze_zhxgeo

8 months ago
hey blonk if you read this this is a half-joke lmao (i did beat u but i’m just sh¡tposting lol)
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-Goose-

Crossbar Queen
8 months ago
"i touch balls more"
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keyyz_

Champion II · Division I
8 months ago
I like to touch balls as well
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ryze_zhxgeo

Platinum II · Division III
OP
Rocket Passer
8 months ago
@-Goose- i play with them in the rain to get them clean again
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Kriliq

Champion I · Division I
Twilight Trainer
8 months ago
@zhogeo so you like to play with them when they are wet?
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Icysun

Champion III · Division I
8 months ago
@-Goose- i like to touch them when its cold outside, makes my hands so warm.
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LND_reliic

Diamond I · Division I
S18 Tournament Winner
8 months ago
@pink_pnda I can smell the testosterone through my phone
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Icysun

Champion III · Division I
8 months ago
reading this made my IQ drop
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ryze_zhxgeo

Platinum II · Division III
OP
Rocket Passer
8 months ago
i’m glad i achieved my goal
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snaqxs1

Platinum I · Division I
8 months ago
soccer is buns :D jkjk i respect it, js not my thing

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