Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl for to the bathroom….. the p is silent ah ah ah aha ah ah

as a hispanic, this is funny

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Peak dad jokes icl.

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That was terrible meat 😏

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Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil…. It’s pointlesss

What do sprinters eat before a run…… nothin they fast

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle then a properly dressed man on a bike…… Attire

Rip boiling water…. You will be mist

Why do cows wear bells……. Bc the horns don’t work

Why did the hike fall over ….. it was two tired

What goes 200 mph and is red and green…… a frog in a blender

What do you call pile of cats….. a meow-tain

lol

I’ve heard this one

Gng my dad does worse...

Oof

👋hi

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I’m too tired for this bro 🫩🥀

Give me one I can understand!!!

Okay man im too stupid to get any of ur jokes 😢

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